God love the tabloids, bless their little cotton socks. The tabloid press never lets the truth get in the way of a good story ... and Natalie Imbruglia is a good story.
Natalie Imbruglia's boyfriend of the week is reported to be Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell.Borrell and Imbruglia were seen at a party in Russia last month. (Yes folks, that qualifies as a full-tilt relationship to the tabloid press).
The dear little tabloids can't seem to differentiate between Natalie the former Neighbours soapie star and Natalie the real person. They publish her life like it is still part of the plot of the show.
Just in case you can't keep score, here is a summary of the tabloid soap opera.
Scene 1: Natalie divorces from Silverchair singer Daniel Johns
Scene 2: David Williams of Little Britain fame dating Geri Halliwell of Spice Girls
Scene 3: David Williams is dating Natalie Imbruglia
Scene 4: Johnny Borrell is dating Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame
Scene 5: Johnny Borrell is dating Kirsten Dunst of Spiderman fame
Scene 6: Johnny Borrell is dating Natalie Imbruglia
Yes, we know, it is hard to keep up ... but look on the bright side. If Hollywood gets a hold of this, the movie will have a great soundtrack. It has Natalie, Silverchair, Spice Girls and Razorlight ready to contribute.
