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Madonna Is Horsing With Us All

By Paul Cashmere
Wed, 22 Apr 2009 06:54:33 +1000

What is wrong with Madonna and her publicist Liz Rosenberg? This whole paparazzi horse story is horse shit.

You heard the lead-up. Madonna falls off a horse in New York on Saturday and was taken to hospital.

Publicist Liz Rosenberg immediately released a statement to say a paparazzi photographer startled the horse and Madonna fell off injuring herself.

But then the photographer made a statement to say that he didn’t even arrive at the scene until 10 minutes after the incident. His photos of what happen clearly show that he is a long way from the action and was using a zoom lens through the bushes.

Either Madonna and Liz Rosenberg are lying about what happened or Madonna’s horse has X-ray vision.

Now police have weighed in to say there was no mention of a paparazzi in their report. “She was the victim of a fall from a horse,” the police said.

But Rosenberg won’t admit she has been called out and is still trying to spin this into a “poor Madonna” story.

“Isn’t it ridiculous that (photographers are) saying that they’re not there when there are all of these pictures,” she asked Associated Press.

Let me field that answer. No, Liz. The photos show that the photographer was a long way away.

For the record, other Rosenberg classic moments include “Madonna is not adopting an African baby” and “Madonna is not getting divorced.

Face facts Liz. Madonna just fell on her arse.
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