Let’s hope Pink`s album doesn't win a Grammy. If it does, the entire show will be taken up thanking and awarding the people who created it.
It took 30 producers to manufacture the new Pink album. Think about that. That is more body parts than Frankenstein.Pink is very good at creating the allusion of talent but sometimes true talent doesn't come from within, it is brought in.
The Pink monster was initially created by Linda Perry. The one-time singer of 4 Non Blondes wrote great songs but didn’t have the look necessary to market a pop star.
So voila, the look of a pop star was created in the form of Pink by using the talents of Perry.
Keeping Pink active has turned into a massive manufacturing exercise. It now takes a fully staffed factory to churn out each Pink CD (Cookie Dispenser).
No wonder the album is called Funhouse.
Here is a list of Pink’s Dr Frankenstein’s:
1. Tommy Andersson 2. Dan Chase 3. Al Clay 4. Tom (not Wayne) Coyne 5. Danja 6. Jake Davies 7. Chris Galland 8. Matty Green 9. Keith Gretlein 10. John Hanes 11. Jimmy Harry 12. Femio Hernandez 13. Michael Iibert 14. Neil Kanal 15. Tony Kanal 16. Lasse Mort??n 17. Dag Lundquist 18. Robin Lynch 19. Machopsycho 20. Billy Mann 21. Marcella “Ms. Lago” Araica 22. Max Martin 23. Niklas Olovson 24. Tim Roberts 25. Shellback 26. Doug Tyo 27. Butch Walker 28. Pete Wallace 29. Eg White 30. Joe Zook.
