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Britney Spears

Talk Show Hosts Blabber About Britney Blubber

By Paul Cashmere
Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:30:12 +1000

Britney Spears has once again become the topic of the talk show hosts gags after her less than flattering performance on the VMA's this week.

Britney, who know longer has the figure she had 5 years ago, is still dressing that way.

On the VMA's, Britney performed her new song 'Gimme More' dressed in the hotpants fashion she became famous with.

That was a big mistake, after a few years of abuse.

Dave Letterman dedicated his Top 10 to it:

10. "You try and perform after 8 margaritas"
9. "I haven't been myself since Phil Rizzuto died"
8. "Too much soup"
7. "I was distraught after reading General Petraeus's Iraq report"
6. "Fighting a nasty case of wig rash"
5. "How can people focus on this when Leona Helmsley left $12 million to a dog?"
4. "Eddie Brill said the audience was people from out-of-town"
3. "Uh... global warming"
2. "Preoccupied looking for my next husband"
1. "Wanted to get myself on Oprah like Dave"

But the winner is Jay Leno, with the line about the Britney comeback. "Where was she coming back from? A Buffet?" he joked.
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