Soul sensation Joss Stone rips on gossip queen Perez Hilton in an elaborate YouTube skit.
The young British star addresses the camera in mock newsreader format, and presents a four minute sketch about her proposed "Help Perez Foundation". In the surprisingly amusing piece, she pleads with viewers not to revile but to pity the ultra bitchy webmaster/mistress, who reportedly suffers from "cardular (sic) absence disorder", or complete lack of a heartbeat.She even crosses to a correspondent and a member of a mock candlelight vigil for Hilton's soul. Stone goes on to ask viewers to imagine themselves as Perez, that "dementia is infesting your brain to the point where every utterance is a lie." And concludes in part, "Without our help, Perez Hilton may never learn the simplest things in life...like how to dress himself."
We can only assume this clever little sketch was born when the self-described "Queen Of All Media" published producer Dallas Austin's claims that Stone had slept with the producers she had worked with. Stone told Complex magazine, "I don't know [Austin]. I seriously don't even know what he looks like."
Hilton responded in a typically bile-filled manner to the clip, but did post it on his site and concedes "She's actually somewhat funny around 2:29."
