Schlock rocker Marilyn Manson has again proved that he possesses the mental maturity of a teenager, describing his new 19-year-old girlfriend as his "twin".
The 38-year-old, dumped last year by ex-wife Dita Von Teese because she wanted him to "become more adult", is now seeing 19-year-old television and film actress Evan Rachel Wood."I've found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend," Manson said. "She's 19 and certainly that's very young, but that's not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn."
With the first generation of post-millennial emo kids already outgrowing their puerility, there now seems little hope that Manson will ever evolve into anything beyond 'sad clich??'.
