Pamela Anderson has announced she will wed redneck rap-metal king Kid Rock.
Animal rights activist, actress and human floatation device Pamela Anderson is marrying back into the rock family after her previous nuptials with Motley Crue (and now Supernova) drummer Tommy Lee. This time she's marrying into the actual Rock family. Well, almost, since Kid Rock is better known to his mum as Robert James Richie.Anderson announced the plan to get married to the cussin' cowboy on her personal website on July 18, with a string of non-sequiturs and ellipses. To wit: "Yes. I'm finally getting remarried...it's been a whirlwind...spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture...it's been sad and lonely and frustrating..." and so on.
She asserts that her two children from her previous marriage love Rock, and we can only assume that his son from a previous relationship, Bob Jr, feels the same way about Pammy.
The couple are currently vacationing in St.Tropez and Anderson told Us Weekly magazine that they will wed on a luxury yacht on July 29. Hopefully Rock remembered to bring his formal trucker cap.
