Burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese is seeking divorce from schlock-rocker Marilyn Manson - probably after it fully dawned on her that she was married to Marilyn Manson.
The pair were together for just over a year. Reports suggest they separated on Christmas Eve, with Von Teese - real name Heather Sweet - filing divorce papers on December 29. She cited "irreconcilable differences" after realising "holy crap, I married Marilyn Manson" was not a valid legal claim.An 'insider' told 'Page Six' magazine, "She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed. He's not been responsive. She loved him so much, but he has too many demons."
It is hypothesised that Manson's 'demons' are grounded in his late realisation that life is, indeed, difficult for everyone - particularly those who are yet to evolve from their fifteen-year-old angst.
