Sydney will live up to its Sin City nickname as it hosts professional celebrity Paris Hilton during upcoming New Year celebrations.
Hilton will be in the city as a guest of advertising executive John Singleton, who has chosen Hilton to be the face of his new beer, Bondi Blonde. We here at Undercover are yet to have sampled Bondi Blonde, though we are guessing it will look tempting in its nicely designed bottle, but upon closer inspection will be filled with gassy air, producing a very frothy head and bitter aftertaste. It is unlikely to top our favourite beer, James Boag's Premium, made from the crisp waters of Tasmania's Esk River since 1881.*In typically classy Hilton fashion, she will appear at the Bondi Icebergs Club for a bikini judging contest at 1pm on New Year's Day. It is unknown which awesome parties she will be appearing at the previous evening.
*attn J. Boag & Sons - please see About Undercover page for complimentary beer delivery details.
