Trashbag couple Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson have surprised no one by announcing their divorce after four months of marriage.
Citing 'irreconcilable differences', the divorce petitions have been filed in the Los Angeles Supreme Court. There was no mention of the words 'our marriage was actually a publicity scam' in the paperwork.Anderson, 39, confirmed the split on her website, writing, "Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible." After learning how to type, it would seem that the former Baywatch star is still grappling with how to construct a full sentence.
Rock, who's real name is Robert James Ritchie, has had an on-again, off-again relationship with Anderson since 2000. The relationship reached its end-point over Thanksgiving last week, with Anderson's New York-based publicist, Tracy Nguyen, telling People magazine, "It wasn't a happy Thanksgiving."
In light of this news, the Undercover Dating Service would like to offer the following gentlemen for Ms Anderson: K-Fed, Dave Navarro, Dennis Rodman and Chris Robinson.
