John Mayer has hit back at a wannabe journalist who just had too many stupid questions.
Christianna Ablahad, writing for New York Entertainment, annoyed Mayer with a series of questions unrelated to his job that he ended up telling her “I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor”.Ms. Ablahad obviously took Mr. Mayer as a spokesperson for world affairs and found it impossible to differentiate that from his true calling as a rock star.
When pressed for a comment about President Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, Mayer responded, “Do you think I'm smart enough to be able to articulate to you why our president receiving the Nobel Peace Prize is a bit early for things?
She then moved on to Public Health Care. John answered, “Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fucking good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse”.
Then she got onto the subject of seventies mustaches. “I don't give a fuck about who wears their face what way. If I could grow a beard, I'd have some nutty things going on on my face:.
Myer concluded the interview with “I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor”.
You can read the interview here
