Lil Wayne took to the Late Night With David Letterman last night to give his Top 10 Reasons On Looking Forward To The Grammy Awards.
I refer you directly to number 4 where he is looking forward to the Crab Cakes shaped like Beyonce’s booty in the Green Room.Wayne’s Top 10 were:
10. By thanking family and friends on the air I can save money on my long distance calls.
9. In the course of the evening I am hoping to marry and divorce Amy Winehouse.
8. I’m nominated in the category of “Lilliest Wayne”.
7. I get to hang with the Jonas Brothers. Have you seen those guys? They are adorable.
6. Watching Madonna ask for the senior citizen’s discount at the bar.
5. The US Airlines pilot is going to land a plane on the stage.
4. The Green Room crab cakes are in the shape of Beyonce’s booty.
3. It will be more exciting than watching my usual Sunday night of watching Desperate Housewives in my underpants.
2. In these tough times the American people will appreciate the chance to watch a bunch of rich people kiss each other’s Asses for three hours.
1. Winners who talk too much get tased.
Watch the Lil Wayne top 10 here:
