Oh dear, OK Magazine is it again. Axl Rose has hit on Kelly Osbourne if you believe the tabloids. Don’t! The fact is that Axl Rose wasn’t even at the party where he was supposed to have propositioned Kelly Osbourne.
That beacon of credibility OK Magazine reported that a source said that Axl, "kept leering at her and saying, "I want to f*** you!."Just think about this logically. There are two major reasons for not dating Kelly, which even Axl would abide by. A: It is Kelly B: The Threat of becoming Sharon’s son-in-law.
The whole story is total rubbish.
Maybe OK Magazine should chase that other hot Axl Rose rumor. Did you know that Axl Rose is really an alien who came to Earth on a spaceship fuelled by Dr Pepper with a mission to turn China into a democracy'
OK might also like to report that the reason the album has so far not been released is because there is no album. The 15 years work on ‘Chinese Democracy’ has in fact been in trying to turn the country INTO a democracy.
After the Olympics, Axl felt that he has achieved as much as he could. He will return to his planet shortly. The sounds of his spaceship leaving the atmosphere will be recorded and released ... as the Chinese Democracy album.
