We here at Undercover are avid followers of Jack Black's body of work, and as such we are happy to report that the rotund rascal will be hosting the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards.
The High Fidelity and School Of Rock star sent out a clear missive to MTV, warning "My plan is to bring the thunder. I've got my top men working on it as we speak, in my thunder laboratory. Radio City Music Hall will never be the same."The thunder laboratory is believed to be located in the hills surrounding Anchorage, Alaska, and is said to be powered by a series of 'Internet tubes' provided by local Senator Ted Stevens. The thunder will be harnessed and compressed into a small titanium cylinder for its safe transportation to New York. Upon arriving to Radio City Music Hall for the August 31 ceremony, the thunder will be 'brought' by Black himself, wreaking havoc over the event and killing everyone in the theatre, except for nominees the Red Hot Chili Peppers who seem to be immune to death.
